Meow jokes
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
pop pop meow?
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
Meow meow meow meow :p
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.