Meow jokes
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Quit your babbling
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
Meow meow meow meow :p
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
pop pop meow?