lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow
why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
what did ahsan do meow meow
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃
( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
you cat to be kitten me right meow
pop pop meow
meow meow meow meow :p
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
Meow meow im a cow and i like cum cum cum
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
i couldn't find my cat. and then my pillow started meowing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain
