Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Animal Jokes
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
