Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Animal Jokes
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dog died today. 😥
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
