Animal jokes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Memes
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dog died today. 😥
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...