Animal jokes
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
why the fuck is steam there ????
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dog died today. 😥
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.