Animal jokes
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Memes
Day 18
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.