Happy Birthday Monkey

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My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The "joke" is a tweaked version of the "Happy Birthday" song. Instead of, you know, being nice, it says the birthday person lives in a zoo and smells like a monkey. It's supposed to be funny because it's rude and unexpected. You probably laugh at your own farts, don't you?

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Please nobody be affended. PLS

It’s pronounced OFFENDED dud.

Hesitant Bullhead