Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Where did tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet 🚽! 💩 💩 💩
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
