Pooh jokes
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Memes
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! ๐ฝ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! ๐
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Community
HOLA BITCHES Yall missed me? Anyways HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS I DIDNT really get nothing besides A FUCKING PITBULL TERRIER PUPPY LIKE HELLO????? Anyways I hope you all r doing amazing and I love you all but ima dip again, just checking on my lovely people and making sure yall r alive. I LOVE YOU MAL, CHARLIE, BLACHY POOH, and thatโs it. Bye to the rest
