Pooh

Pooh Jokes

Honey

Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?

Because he is always talking about his honey.

Tigger

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Toilet

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 πŸ’© πŸ’© πŸ’©

Name

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! πŸ˜‚

Bum

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.