What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
