Anatomy jokes
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Butt hehe.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Memes
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!