Anatomy jokes
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Memes
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Butt hehe.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.