What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Anatomy Jokes
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
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What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!