Anatomy jokes
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Vagina?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
How do you see past that forehead?
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is. The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!