Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Brain

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Fish

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?

A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

Memes

Foot

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

Kidney

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

Meat

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Bastard

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

Unicorn

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Skeleton

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Nose

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Group

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Nut

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.