Anatomy jokes
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Memes
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Butt hehe.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!