Anatomy jokes
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What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Memes
DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Butt hehe.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Big mummy milkers...
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.