Anatomy jokes
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Nice cock, bitch.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.