Anatomy jokes
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Nice cock, bitch.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Big mummy milkers...
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Butt hehe.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.