Anatomy jokes
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Nice cock, bitch.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Big mummy milkers...
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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Daddy, where's my anus?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.