Anatomy jokes

Big mummy milkers...

Butt hehe.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

Why was the chicken screaming?

He had an egg stuck in his butt.

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

Lick my BALLS!

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.