Anatomy jokes

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

Man, Uranus is so big!

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.