Anatomy jokes
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.