Anatomy jokes
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasnβt in it.
Memes
bro instead of detos its meat toes
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Big mummy milkers...
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am transπ
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.