Anatomy jokes

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

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What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Daddy, where's my anus?

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

How do you see past that forehead?

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.