Anatomy jokes
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Memes
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What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Man, Uranus is so big!
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.