Anatomy jokes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
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What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Willy bum.
Biggest balls?
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Man, Uranus is so big!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.