Anatomy jokes
How do you see past that forehead?
Butt hehe.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Lick my BALLS!
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.