What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
