Anatomy jokes

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Willy bum.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

I have nut cancer...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Disabled.

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.