What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
My hemorrhoids are so bad, Iβve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Willy bum.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Man, Uranus is so big!
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.