Anatomy jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Jacob has a small penis.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Octopus, more like octopussy.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Saying balls go into pussy.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Ur dick.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!