Anatomy jokes
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Memes
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
I think my penis has facial recognition.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Ur dick.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Nice cock, bitch.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Daddy, where's my anus?
How do you see past that forehead?
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Big mummy milkers...