Anatomy jokes
I think my penis has facial recognition.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Ur dick.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Nice cock, bitch.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Daddy, where's my anus?
How do you see past that forehead?
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Big mummy milkers...
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!