Anatomy jokes

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because their feet smell!

OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

Saying balls go into pussy.

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

Ur dick.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

I think my penis has facial recognition.

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

Nice cock, bitch.

Penis, cheese, butt, cum.

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?