What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
pussi
"Spell ICUP."
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
