Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Penis

    • Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

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    • Garage

    • Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."

    He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*

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    • Anatomy memes

    Ho

    • When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

    Nut

    • What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

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