Anatomy jokes

Jacob has a small penis.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because their feet smell!

Octopus, more like octopussy.

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

Saying balls go into pussy.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

I think my penis has facial recognition.

Ur dick.

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

Penis, cheese, butt, cum.

Nice cock, bitch.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.