Anatomy jokes
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
bro instead of detos its meat toes
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Wanna see my pp again?
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.