Anatomy jokes
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What is a chode?
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Clit
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.