Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Memes
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!