Anatomy jokes
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...