Anatomy jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
bro instead of detos its meat toes
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.