Anatomy jokes
Your dad has a huge PP.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?