What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Anatomy Jokes
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Haha, boob!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
