Anatomy jokes
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Memes
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Suck on deez balls!
Your dad has a huge PP.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.