When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
