Anatomy jokes
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a train tunnel?
A train tunnel doesn’t get any wider when you rail it.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.