Anatomy jokes
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Anal intercourse is for assholes.