Anatomy jokes
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"