What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
