Anatomy jokes
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.