I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
