Aid jokes

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.