So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
