Aid jokes

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"