Aid jokes
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Hey ummm help!
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
AIDS?
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
I get more care packages than Africa.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.