Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
Have you heard about Kids with aids
It never gets old
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
what do u give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
so i guess cube was right eazy dick smelling like mc ren shit and eazy died of aids
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
hey ummm help
A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Whats the difference to A komikaze an bin ladin binLadin survived wen he went into a building i have aids
What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
