I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
CPR at the Bar
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Explain Bear
Okay, genius, you wrote a joke about not knowing CPR. It's a common thing to be stupid about, but instead of helping someone who might need it you said you know the alphabet. This is funny to people because it's a really dumb answer. The waitress asked for help and you just showed off about knowing something that has nothing to do with the situation. It's called being irrelevant.