Africa jokes

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...

What is the most common theme in Africa?

Starvation.

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Wat?

How do you get a million fans?

Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

Eed?

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

When an African has a twin, your me??

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

What?

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

Person A: Where do you come from?

Person B: Liberia.

Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?