Africa jokes
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Wat?
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Eed?
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
What?
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.