Africa jokes
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
When an African has a twin, your me??
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
Black people run fast.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.