Africa jokes
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
village girls of africa
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Wat?
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Eed?
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What?
When an African has a twin, your me??
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?