I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
ANYTHING
Hi everyone today I am taking requets for anything u want me to say
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’