Africa jokes
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
York High School is the best school ever!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
You look like a cat.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.