Africa jokes
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Water?
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.