Africa jokes
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
My life.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.