Nile jokes
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Nessie is dying.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Water?
Community talk
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more