Nile jokes
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
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My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
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GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more