Africa jokes

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have no friends :'(

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

What do you call field day in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.

York High School is the best school ever!

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.