Safari jokes

Africa.

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

What animal lies? A lion.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.