Safari jokes

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.

Africa.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"

Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."

A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.

Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

What animal lies? A lion.