Africa.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What animal lies? A lion.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
