Safari jokes
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
What animal lies? A lion.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
Africa.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Community talk
sorry to ask, i don’t know what’s up with my safari app, but can somebody comment the link of the wje lounge thing?
OK FAM SO BASICALLY I USE GOOGLE CHROME INCOGNITO ON THE SITE AND MY MOM IS ONLY LETTING ME USE SAFARI FROM NOW ON SO I MIGHT BE ON LESS AND IVE BEEN TRYING TO LEAVE AND IVE NEVER REALLY BEEN ON AS MUCH BUT BASICALLY IM NOT “LEAVING,” BUT IM GONNA TRY REALLY REALLY HARD TO LEAVE ILY GUYS I MIGHT BE BACK TODAY OR I MIGHT BE BACK IN A WEEK IDK THIS SITE LOW KEY FELL OFF WHEN DAGGER LEFT 🤷♀️
Hi! I changed some Safari settings and they don’t change back properly so I do not have the links to wje and UwU crew and those things, if you have them, could you maybe comment them?