Wealth jokes
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.