Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn đȘ- It has many rings.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
Why canât orphans have a five-star GTA because theyâre not wanted
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
Youâre so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked âAre you moving?â
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Whatâs the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I donât have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend
Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
