Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
