Wealth jokes
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
150,000$
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."