Africa jokes
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"