What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Why is there no chemists in Africa? Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
The term every 60 seconds is so stupid You know Africans don’t get seconds
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
