Fowl

Fowl Jokes

Curse

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Memes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. πŸ€“

Duck

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

Preacher

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

Million

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Chicken

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!