Africa jokes
Gay.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Suc my dic
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
village girls of africa
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
You look like a cat.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.