Africa jokes
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!