Africa jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
You look like a cat.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...