A Million Fowl

Okay, so you not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh? This here joke is a pun. See, it ain't about gettin' no actual fowl, which are birds, ya dig? It's about foolin' people, a million of 'em, in Africa. And you do that by runnin' through there with a bullet (or is it 'billet'?) of water. Get it now, slowpoke? And BTW, did you know that bears can smell food from 20 miles away? No wonder you're so confused.