Topic jokes
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.