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What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

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What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."

Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."