Africa jokes

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo!

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

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What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".