Beastiality jokes

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

Animals are just... so hot!

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.