Beastiality jokes

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.