Beastiality jokes

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

Animals are just... so hot!

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.