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I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
What?
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
But when?
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
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I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
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I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
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Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.