I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
what do u call an orphen family none existent
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
What’s the similarities between Orphans and Un ripe strawberries.
None of them get picked.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What is everyone’s favorite favorite class? None because people don’t like school
what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
Why do nuns go round in pairs? So one nun makes sure the other nun don't get none!
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
