Aed jokes

I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

A milk dud 😂

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?

A rhino.

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.