Aed jokes

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

Q. What type of flour do orphans get?

A. Self-raising flour.

What does a gay horse eat?

Heyyy!

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

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When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

He didn't realize what was about to happen.

"That's what she said!"

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."

What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."