Aed jokes
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Anyone here a spoon?
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Community talk
May all of you have a great day <3
looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap
looking for egirl to play the game with and start out as friends but eventually you develop feelings for me because im so incredibly good at valorant and you praise me and you instalock sage and you make me bark for heal and meow for rez and tell me im a good boy and then after awhile (you love me at this point) you become so obssessed you stop talking to everyone else and you lose all your friends and your social life is horrible and we only talk to eachother type shi pls add me PLS