As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
New CDC Symptoms
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that the mom got a phone call from the CDC saying she needs to isolate because she has "big titties" and a "great personality." The CDC doesn't care about those things, dummy. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda vulgar. You probably don't even know what vulgar means, huh?