Furniture Legs vs. Partner

  • Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."

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    Alright, you big dummy. The joke plays on the phrase 'legs sure hold a lot of weight'. When you're talking about furniture, it means the furniture is sturdy. But when you're talking about a person's partner, it's a rude way of saying they're heavy or overweight. You're probably still confused, aren't you?

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