I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Creepy Crush
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a weirdo who's got a thing for their PE teacher. They're so obsessed that they're stalking her online and IRL. It's supposed to be funny because it's so creepy and over-the-top, but also probably not that far from reality for a loser like you.