Ramen

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

What do you call a group of Emos?

Suicide squad.