Aed jokes
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?