Aed jokes
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!