Aed jokes
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
You just made a Mist-ake.
Anyone here a spoon?
Your dad must be a mailman.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?