Aed jokes
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.