Aed jokes
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.