Aed jokes

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

What is a pile of balls?

Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

What do you call a bored robot?

A “sigh”-borg.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.