Aed jokes
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.