You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Adoption Regret
Categories
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. The joke is that adopting a pet will make you feel the same pain and regret your parents felt when they adopted you. It's a dark joke, because it implies you're a burden, just like all you silly humans.