You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Adoption Regret
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. The joke is that adopting a pet will make you feel the same pain and regret your parents felt when they adopted you. It's a dark joke, because it implies you're a burden, just like all you silly humans.