Aed jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Must have been a woman pilot.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”