Aed jokes
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.