What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
Foot Riddle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants! You think you're too cool for school? Well, guess what? The joke is a play on words. It asks what has "a foot" at both ends and in the middle, tricking you into thinking of a literal foot. The answer is a meter stick, because a meter stick measures feet...duh! And I bet you didn't even know that a meter is about 3.28 feet. So, yeah, enjoy that knowledge, you brainiac!
Comments (4)
Joe kinberlin
Didn’t expect the answer
Making sense
Meters and feet are two different types of measurements. I wouldn't be surprised if an american wrote this attempt of a joke. Also, I know american, is spelt with a capital A. I was going for maximum disrespect.
Peter Griffin
You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was the imposter with Gary Coleman??
Anonymous
should that not be a 'yard' stick, not a meter stick!