Aed jokes

What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?

A sinkers bar.

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?

Get it a Rolex!

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...

What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?

A starecase.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

How does a cannibal like his meat?

Human.