Aed jokes
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!