Cybertruck jokes

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂