Cybertruck jokes

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.