Veggie jokes
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Spinach
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
