These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat? The wheelchair
Wa do u call a kid in a hot tub Vegetable soup
What starts with a v and ends with an k, a veggie Karen
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
