Veggie jokes
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Spinach
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
