Aed jokes
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!